Life

I just entered blog into that "how much is you blog worth?" thing and it came up with... "Your blog is worth 0.00 dollars! Good job, your on your way up!"... ... ... 0.00 dollars. Wow... Anyway, on to my post. My days at school have slightly changed since earlier in the year, so here is how they usually go...

1. I arrive at school 20 minutes early.
2. Some kid call me "grandpa" and the teachers try to escort me to the home.
3. I go to the daily "hip moms" meeting.
4. I find out that I am not a hip mom, (I always forget.)
5. I arrive at school just in time for... lunch.
6. People call me "lunch lady boy" while throwing small animals at me.
7. I pull squirrels out of various uncomfortable places... like... my nose...
8. I am rushed to the hospital where the doctor says,"congratulations young lady, your pregnant!"
9. Uh oh.

Yeah, so that's how my days are going. Once again, if you want to advertise for free on this blog, just email me here!

September

I have been blogging for almost a month now so I'm going to do a monthly recap of September, and write about some of my plans for the future of this blog. So this month I got a computer, became an outcast, made my first friend, destroyed my cell phone, lost a talent show, and more. I'd say compared to the rest of my life, this September went pretty well. I've learned to type and be a nerd like Fredward, and destroy expensive electronics. Now on to the "plans for the future of this blog."
I would appreciate it if you guys would tell your friends about this and come back here. November will be donation month, where you give me money and I waste it on some kind of crap. I would also like to point out that the site is approaching 1000 views. Every time the sites view counter increases a digit, I will post an extra extra long post as well as a picture. There's just one last thing, If you like the site and want to have a link to your site on here, email me at SaveTheDucksPlease@gmail.com with the subject of link. Thanks for coming to my blog. BYE!

Cell Phones

My cell phone just broke. I think I took it pretty well considering I only cried for 9 hours. I should be sad but whenever it squirts out that little bit of pus it always cheers me up. If you want to give me money just email me at SaveTheDucksPlease@gmail.com with the subject of CELL PHONE.

E-mail

I just got an e-mail address! You guys can e-mail me any fan-mail, questions, fan-mail, marriage proposals, fan-mail, or fan-mail you want to. It's SaveTheDucksPlease@gmail.com
Thanks!