Bully and Fire Drill

Today I got attacked by the class bully! Heres how it happened... I was walking down the hall when I noticed something... there was nobody around then I noticed something. There was someone hiding behind a pencil. That was when this huge fat kid emerged from behind it! He walked over to me and he looked really angry! I decided that the best way out of this was logic. He said, "I'm gonna kill you Billy the... uhhh... backscratcher!" I said, "If x is three and y is x squrared then xy would be 27!" He then beet me to a pulp and then he dumped water on my pants. At the time I had no idea why he would do that but when I was up in the front of math class doing my special dance I realized everyone was laughing harder than usual. Then my teacher pointed out, "HA HA IT LOOKS LIKE BILLY WET HIS PANTS!" That was when the fire allarm went off! "Everyone run for you lives!" the teacher yelled. So they decided it would be more fun if they broke the door down! We had an organised vote on who we break it with and guess who won! I guess the kids didn't know that there was a blazing fire through there but they launched me through and into the flames! And then... and then... and then... I woke up and went to school.

The game and Band practice

I just got back from a great soccer game. You remember the time when I through up on the class bully? Well he was on the other team. He kept on tripping, flying 12 feet, and impaling me into the gole. I don't even understand how he kept that battle axe in his shorts for the whole game! Anyway, we lost the game. We always do... ever since the rest of the team quit. The main reason everyone quits is because the football players always attack the soccer players at River Park. Even the teachers always seem to pick on soccer players... "Billy, you play soccer, why don't you demonstrate how to absorb the ball with you fleshy face" is basiclly the only thing nice Coach Bradley has ever said to me... I also had band practice this morning. Gilderoy came up with a mad didgeridoo solo. Well that's when my mom came in doing some kind of tap dance. Then she tripped and broke Jonnys triangle. He's still pretty mad at me! If anything else happens today, I'll keep you informed.