Social Skills

I've never been to good at conversing with the female types, but today was the worst. This one popular girl actually came up and said, "hi Billy, whats up." I said, "yes I'll pass the salt." "YES I'LL PASS THE SALT!" "YES I'LL PASS THE SAAAALT!" That was when a teacher showed up and expelled me. Well, that wasn't my worst social blunder... or my worst social blender... Last year when I was going to that small school the teacher told me to go up in front of the class, so I did. He said, "Billy, can you tell the class what Christopher Columbus did for us?" "Um...he...well actually nobody really knows... so that's why he's often compared with... Bigfoot..." Yeah, that pretty dang embarrassing. I'll talk to y'all later!