Lunch

I know it sounds sorta boring but I'm gonna write this post about lunch. It started normal... I sit down at an empty table and mumble stuff that might make me sound cool, "mumble mumble FOOTBALL mumble mumble HATE SOCCER mumble mumble GIRAFFE mumble mumble BILLY'S DUMB mumble mumble. Then some of the nerds came and sat with me. Then the weird thing happened; One of them actually talked to me. He says, "pass the salt Lukas!" Then he went back to his Mom who says, "here comes the train POOKINS." Then she pries open his jaws and shoves the spoon in. After that he said, "HA, HA everyone on board will soon die as they pass through my Intestines!" Then his Mom says, "you better clear the tunnel since here comes an air plane!" Then she shoved the whole plate into the nerds mouth. While spitting out broken teeth he says, "GLARGOL
CH-OOO-KING!" Ha ha what a kidder... So then all the nerds left since I was too weird and I was once again left to mumbling cool stuff... mumble mumble CARDIOVASCULAR SURGERY mumble mumble IMVU mumble mumble FISH mumble mumble!