Life

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1. I arrive at school 20 minutes early.
2. Some kid call me "grandpa" and the teachers try to escort me to the home.
3. I go to the daily "hip moms" meeting.
4. I find out that I am not a hip mom, (I always forget.)
5. I arrive at school just in time for... lunch.
6. People call me "lunch lady boy" while throwing small animals at me.
7. I pull squirrels out of various uncomfortable places... like... my nose...
8. I am rushed to the hospital where the doctor says,"congratulations young lady, your pregnant!"
9. Uh oh.

Yeah, so that's how my days are going. Once again, if you want to advertise for free on this blog, just email me here!