Translation

Today my parents gave me an i-pod touch! Unfortunately the English instructions were missing so I had to use the Chinese ones. I had some trouble translating it but I think i got it pretty good! Here it is!

1. Remove from container with left side above!
2. Make sure you are two persons when you do dance!
3. Don't throw cow before fat guy!
4. If nose is crab burn thoroughly!
5. You are done, have fun with your news blender!

After I threw the cow I decided to just give the i-pod to that homeless guy who lives down the street... He's the only guy who could even understand the instructions. This is Billy Lukas signing out. Don't roast the html for an hour!