Walmart

Today I went to Walmart. I decided this would be the best time to use the skills I learned from that book, "How to be special." I walked up to and old man and said, "I'll help you across this isle old man." He started yelling about he was not old and only half blind and one of my teachers. I won't be going back to school next monday. Not until I explain to Mr. Gorlotherson that I had forgotten he was only 32... and my Uncle. Next I went around reminding people that we will all die one day... and all of our friends will die... and relatives... and pets. Then I got kicked out of the store. They called the police after I did some of my interprative dances in the parking lot. My Mom wasn't too happy about that, so I got grounded from doing all of the stuff I love. Like telling people about real estate. And say words like entrepreneur and spaghetti and, and, and cattle. I've got to go have dinner now. Bye!