The Wonders Of Health Class

We're stopping PE for a couple of weeks to do health class. We watched this educational video about a guy who loses his dentures. Then he trips and falls down some stairs. Then he does some kind of a dance... Later we found out our health teacher had accidentally put in his video diary on accident. Anyway, today we had to record everything we ate. Tomorrow we enter all the stuff in and find out if it's a healthy diet. I'm probably going to get a pretty high score, after I only ate a couple of see artichokes. Health class just teaches you everything you already know... "I don't know if any of you knew it but eating food is good for you" and the stuff that you wish you didn't know, "I don't know if any of you knew it but you are some of the fattest kids I've ever seen." After that Coach Bradley started mumbling about, "If only coach had put me in fourth courter..." I got a much more colorful vocabulary after some kid tripped and face planted Mrs. Hamberly's spikey shoe. I coudn't believe some of the words coming out of Mrs. Hamberly's mouth!

Field Trip

Today we had one of the worst field trips of my life. It started on the bus when my driver announced that we were behind schedule and we would have to make up the lost time. The next thing i knew we were going 60 in a ten mile per hour zone. I heard a cop car following us. The bus driver decided this would be a good time to speed up. Now my teacher Mrs. Hamberly normally would have stopped all this but she was to focused on her "Tap Dance the 80's" CD. Anyway the cops were chasing us at about 70 miles per hour in down town and my bus driver decided to speed up, "Come on ol' boy" he yelled. I guess those buses were meant for those high speed chases since the cop car spun out and we made it to Jack Hoppleys glue factory without a scratch. Well apparently the boys at Hoppleys were expecting a bunch of kindergardeners since we were greeted by a dancing frog named Orwell. I guess not everyone thought it was dumb. One kid insisted that we didn't leave until he got a chance to hug Orwell. I guess the security guards didn't think hugging Orwell was such a good idea since they tazered the kid and dragged him away. After that Mrs. Hamberly told us that this was probably a good time to leave. Yeah, don't you wish you could have come?