The Store

Click here to visit my store! It has all sorts of cool stuff! Anyway, on to todays post... Today I was at the supermarket when I realized something. I wasn't wearing any pants! "...crap..." I jumped behing a display of video cameras... video cameras that were apparently security cameras! I don't really know why but some police were chasing me within minutes. I dove into a pile of spilled packing peanuts. Call me crazy but I heard a cop fire his gun! There was some sort of explosion and the next thing I new I was running down main street, in my underwear, being chased by a pack of mad police men! Then I remembered somewhere nearby that I could hide! The school! I really have no idea what they were doing having a football practice on Sunday! So now I had a full team of football maniacs, two police, and my gym teacher running after me, just because I wasn't wearing any pants! Oh crap, I have to go you guys. I'll tell you how it turned out later! Bye!

Walmart

Today I went to Walmart. I decided this would be the best time to use the skills I learned from that book, "How to be special." I walked up to and old man and said, "I'll help you across this isle old man." He started yelling about he was not old and only half blind and one of my teachers. I won't be going back to school next monday. Not until I explain to Mr. Gorlotherson that I had forgotten he was only 32... and my Uncle. Next I went around reminding people that we will all die one day... and all of our friends will die... and relatives... and pets. Then I got kicked out of the store. They called the police after I did some of my interprative dances in the parking lot. My Mom wasn't too happy about that, so I got grounded from doing all of the stuff I love. Like telling people about real estate. And say words like entrepreneur and spaghetti and, and, and cattle. I've got to go have dinner now. Bye!

Field Trip

Today we had one of the worst field trips of my life. It started on the bus when my driver announced that we were behind schedule and we would have to make up the lost time. The next thing i knew we were going 60 in a ten mile per hour zone. I heard a cop car following us. The bus driver decided this would be a good time to speed up. Now my teacher Mrs. Hamberly normally would have stopped all this but she was to focused on her "Tap Dance the 80's" CD. Anyway the cops were chasing us at about 70 miles per hour in down town and my bus driver decided to speed up, "Come on ol' boy" he yelled. I guess those buses were meant for those high speed chases since the cop car spun out and we made it to Jack Hoppleys glue factory without a scratch. Well apparently the boys at Hoppleys were expecting a bunch of kindergardeners since we were greeted by a dancing frog named Orwell. I guess not everyone thought it was dumb. One kid insisted that we didn't leave until he got a chance to hug Orwell. I guess the security guards didn't think hugging Orwell was such a good idea since they tazered the kid and dragged him away. After that Mrs. Hamberly told us that this was probably a good time to leave. Yeah, don't you wish you could have come?