More Health Class, And Story

In health class today we enetered in the results from yesterdays food records. I got a 55 and the computer box said I was special. Most of the class got somewhere between 10 and 40 but I did better. My teacher kept on saying that lower scores were better but I know he was just trying to make the other kids feel better. Today In Language arts I started a story. Here's the first part.

Once upon a time, I had a hat. I named the hat Pat. The hat sat on a hill. I gave the hat a pill. I can't think of another part of the story. E equals MC squared is hat plus platipus...

My teacher gave me a D. That probably standed for... um... Dorsal... Fin... She kept on saying "this ain't math class Lukas" and, "now where did I put that cucumber." Over all I had a pretty good day. Thanks for visiting my blog. Yay for small typing!

The Wonders Of Health Class

We're stopping PE for a couple of weeks to do health class. We watched this educational video about a guy who loses his dentures. Then he trips and falls down some stairs. Then he does some kind of a dance... Later we found out our health teacher had accidentally put in his video diary on accident. Anyway, today we had to record everything we ate. Tomorrow we enter all the stuff in and find out if it's a healthy diet. I'm probably going to get a pretty high score, after I only ate a couple of see artichokes. Health class just teaches you everything you already know... "I don't know if any of you knew it but eating food is good for you" and the stuff that you wish you didn't know, "I don't know if any of you knew it but you are some of the fattest kids I've ever seen." After that Coach Bradley started mumbling about, "If only coach had put me in fourth courter..." I got a much more colorful vocabulary after some kid tripped and face planted Mrs. Hamberly's spikey shoe. I coudn't believe some of the words coming out of Mrs. Hamberly's mouth!