Soccer Try Outs

Today I went to the try-outs for select soccer. Right after it started I got hit in the head by a ball. Then I got hit in the head by a water bottle... and a car... and Fredward. After Fredward explained that he had decided to fly out here to be on my soccer team I knew that car had hevily damaged my head. I decided this would be a good chance to meet some other kids, "HI I'M BILLY LUKAS AND I'M SPECIAL!" That was just about when the coach made up a new drill. Peg the nerdy kids with soccer balls. I guess the kids made the team if they made me black out. After I woke up my mom informed me that I had accidentally gone to the girls try outs... again... Now that I think about it, it's sort of sad that I didn't even make it onto the girls U-10 team. I guess I'll just end up being "that guy who is always on the side lines, and gets attacked by angry parents"... again.

Just Another One

Hi, I'm back with another post. I can't wait until Fredward gets back from his vacation. Nobody else even talks to me... not my friends... or my teachers... or my parents... Anyway, school was pretty normal today. I arrive at school. I get hit by some kind of projectile (pencil, cat, teacher, ice cream truck.) I go to my first class. I go to my second class. My teacher locks me out of my third class. I climb the side of the building and go in through the windows. I get in trouble for not using the door like normal people. I go to my fourth class. I go to my fifth class. I get mistaken for a sixth grader and put on some kind of field trip or something. I get back just after lunch. And for the rest of the day I listen to people pronounce me name wrong... B-I-L-ogna... B-I-ke... Agatha. Anyway on my way home from school I got a phone call. Can you believe it. I guess paying for 7 months of service was well worth it. And now I know that my phone sort of works. Anyway I picked up and immediatley heard, "HELLO YOUNG LADY. THIS IS NOT A COMMERCIAL CALL. YOU COULD BE GETTING LOWER CREDIT RATES. THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO PURCHASE LOWER CREDIT RATES. YOU WILL ONLY HAVE TO PAY THE PRICE THAT WE ARE CHARGING FOR LOWER CREDIT RATES. I AM VERY PLEASED THAT YOUR MOTHER IS..."
Then the call cut off and it was silence. That was the first call i've ever gotten. OH YEAH!

Another Day Down The Drain

Today i found out just how unathletic I really am. We were running the mile in PE. I thought it would be easy to beat the rest of the class and stuff but boy was I wrong. I was just about to give up and collapse when coach Bradley yelled, "GO!" Anyway I started running, made it seven feet, and threw up all over the class bullys back. I will be feeling that in the future... Ow... My life seems to be sounding more and more like frewdwardo... I meen Freds. I also found out one of the saddest things in my life... my goldfish really doesn't talk. Aparently it was all just a speaker my parents put behing the tank. I should have known after the time I asked it if it had ever been picked on by a bully, and he said, "Im Timmy Tuna and I like to be happy." Or maybe the time when I spilled some of the water of the tank on the speaker and Timmy short cirucuted. "Im Timmy Tuna and~#~ they're~#~ coming~#~ for~#~ you!" I need some time alone...

Okay, I'm Weird

Yeah, third post today, so what. I just have to tell you about the most amaizing story ever. Me and Fred were on IMVU when it started. We had decided to enter this big fashion show. I was wearing a golden dress with those poofy arm thing, and Fred was wearing a Mickey mouse costume (thanks to his awesome modding skills.) Anyway we totally dominated the first round. In the second round someone started cussing at Fred and got banned. Normally I wouldn't have thought much of that but because of the emotional stress we had aparently gone through, the judges gave us a free pass to the semi finals. Durring the semi finals something amaizing happened. The player of the Judge had a hart attack when he saw Fred and by default the remaing players went directly to the finals. There we were, the last three, Me, Fred, and Edward Cooper. That's where the Miracle happened. Edward was hit by a flying school bus. No kidding. Aparently Fred isn't the only modder plaing IMVU. Well Fred ended up winning because the finals judge was a four year old girl... yeah... but it was still pretty amaizing. Sorry to all you hardcore fans but this is going to be my last pot today as it is my bedtime. 5:00... Well i've got to get my beauty sleep some time. And thats also when my mom makes me go to bed... anyway, BYE!

Another Post

Something amaizing just happened. I just foud someone whos life is sadder than mine. I decided to help him and stuff since he seems nice. Fortunately he doesn't live anywhere near me and we just talk online so he cant see how dorky i am. I meen the kids life may be sad, but hes got stile. We met on IMVU and I made him get a blog too and stuff. We were at a fashion show and stuff and its just so cool. I would have won if my high heel had't fallen off and I hadn't used so many four letter words. It's nice to have a friend now that all of my old friend left me to be popular. His blog is at
here.

I'll probably post again later tonight!