Another Day Down The Drain

Today i found out just how unathletic I really am. We were running the mile in PE. I thought it would be easy to beat the rest of the class and stuff but boy was I wrong. I was just about to give up and collapse when coach Bradley yelled, "GO!" Anyway I started running, made it seven feet, and threw up all over the class bullys back. I will be feeling that in the future... Ow... My life seems to be sounding more and more like frewdwardo... I meen Freds. I also found out one of the saddest things in my life... my goldfish really doesn't talk. Aparently it was all just a speaker my parents put behing the tank. I should have known after the time I asked it if it had ever been picked on by a bully, and he said, "Im Timmy Tuna and I like to be happy." Or maybe the time when I spilled some of the water of the tank on the speaker and Timmy short cirucuted. "Im Timmy Tuna and~#~ they're~#~ coming~#~ for~#~ you!" I need some time alone...

PE and "Parent Comedy Night"

That was the worst day of my life. I'm not kidding. My worst day ever started at PE when coach Bradley said "We're playin' dodgeball boys." Well I like this girl named Cornelious and she was on the other team. I accedentaly hit here in the face with a ball sending her flying into the large fish tank that Couch Bradley keeps his tigers in. It wasn't pretty. Well now my chances with Cornelious are probably even better since I sent here flowers while she was in the Emergency room. The other horrible thing that happened was much much much worse and painful. It was parent comedy night at school tonight and I thought my parents we at home watching TV like usual but boy was I wrong. Jonnys Dad had just finished a great skit when the most horrific thing happened. My Mom and Dad walked out onto the stage. The whole thing keeps on replaying in my mind. My Dad sais, "heya, kids. My son Billy Willy Filly didn't know we were coming tonight but we decided to surprise him." My mom sais, "lets get started honey... get the baby pictures." I hate to say but theres more. But its all just a blur of stuff like - "Didn't Billy look so cute in the bath," and "Can you believe he would do that every time we said wombat." Thats it, the worst day of my life... thanks for coming.

Okay, I'm Weird

Yeah, third post today, so what. I just have to tell you about the most amaizing story ever. Me and Fred were on IMVU when it started. We had decided to enter this big fashion show. I was wearing a golden dress with those poofy arm thing, and Fred was wearing a Mickey mouse costume (thanks to his awesome modding skills.) Anyway we totally dominated the first round. In the second round someone started cussing at Fred and got banned. Normally I wouldn't have thought much of that but because of the emotional stress we had aparently gone through, the judges gave us a free pass to the semi finals. Durring the semi finals something amaizing happened. The player of the Judge had a hart attack when he saw Fred and by default the remaing players went directly to the finals. There we were, the last three, Me, Fred, and Edward Cooper. That's where the Miracle happened. Edward was hit by a flying school bus. No kidding. Aparently Fred isn't the only modder plaing IMVU. Well Fred ended up winning because the finals judge was a four year old girl... yeah... but it was still pretty amaizing. Sorry to all you hardcore fans but this is going to be my last pot today as it is my bedtime. 5:00... Well i've got to get my beauty sleep some time. And thats also when my mom makes me go to bed... anyway, BYE!

Another Post

Something amaizing just happened. I just foud someone whos life is sadder than mine. I decided to help him and stuff since he seems nice. Fortunately he doesn't live anywhere near me and we just talk online so he cant see how dorky i am. I meen the kids life may be sad, but hes got stile. We met on IMVU and I made him get a blog too and stuff. We were at a fashion show and stuff and its just so cool. I would have won if my high heel had't fallen off and I hadn't used so many four letter words. It's nice to have a friend now that all of my old friend left me to be popular. His blog is at
here.

I'll probably post again later tonight!

I'm Back

I got back from my trip today! I went to Seattle to see my Uncle. Today was a half day at school so we played some games and basicly ran in circles. I also got asked out for the first time ever. You know the kid who thought I talked funny... yeah. The sad thing is, i'm not really amaizingly attractive so that's probably the only person who will being asking me all year. On the brighter side of things, My band Under the Edge practiced today. We're pretty good but our maraca player just quit. I play electric guitar, my friend Sam plays the bass, my friend Jonny plays the triangle, and my friend Gilderoy plays the didgeridoo. We rock! Also the kid who was Screeming about "my golden bladder" invited me over. I hate to say it but... I went. First we played baseball, or should I say he tried to through the ball without accindentaly hitting me in the face. Yeah...

Another Day at School

Okay, apparently being Garry wasn't all that I thought it would be. Before school, a couple of kids came up to me and started yelling about killing their grass... dont ask. Anyway, one of my teachers heard them calling me Garry and told everyone that my real name is Billy Lukas. Lunch didn't go much better. Once everyone found out I wasn't Garry no one would talk to me. Not even my friends. I ended up sitting with a couple of... very interesting people... at a table almost 20 feet away from the other kids. One of them wanted to be my friend because I talk funny. Another keeped on yelling about my golden bladder, and the other one gave me his "special cookie." My day didn't go very well, but at least I get to go on a trip tomorrow. Oh yeah, that reminds me, I won't be posting again until the 16th ... Sorry!

First Post

Hi I'm Billy Lukas. I just got my first computer so decided to make a blog. I'm not to good at typing yet but I'm improving. It only took 4 hours to type the last stuff! I'm going to try to post on every day except for the days which i don't post on. Now that that's done with I'll start my first post!

Today was the first day of school. This is my first year at River Park Middle School and my old school was small so I only know a few kids. Luckily I look like some kid who went here for sixth grade since everyone keeps calling me Garry and asking why I didn't move. I think I'm going to go ahead and be Garry for a couple of days so i get to know some people.

Wow, that took forever!