The Talent Show

The talent show was today. I'll have to say it went pretty well. I even fit into the leotard! The talent show started with a kids who recited a poem... what's up with that... he wrote a poem about a tree... then read it to us... It went like so...

I like the tree,
the wonderful, wonderful tree,
it always makes me smile,
I look at it for a while,
the tree is like cheese,
I am also like cheese,
the tree has a fungus infection,
I am also like cheese

After that we went up and did our dance. When everyone saw the leotard they were totally into our act. It made so many people smile I can't believe we didn't win. After that some kids did a comedy act. This is how it went...

JOE - I can't stand that smell Bob
BOB - Me neither Joe
JOE - Lets find out what that smell is coming from Bob
BOB - That is a good idea Joe
JOE - Oh my golly Bob the smell is you Bob
BOB - Yes it is Joe
JOE - Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
BOB - Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
JOE - Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
BOB - Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

After a couple minutes of laughing one of the teachers tackled them sending them flying off the stage. Bye guys.

School and Soccer

School today was crazy. I was trying to look cool with my hot new hat, until one of the teachers told me to, "take that cheesecake" off my head! Then when I got home my Dad made me watch The Joy of Walruses. It turned out to be the kind of thing where they actually try to speak for the animal, "Jonny the Walrus is nice to his parents because he knows that they will send him to and orphanage if he is a bad walrus". Then I had soccer practice. The coach gave me twenty laps because I was goofing off with some friends. That's pretty sad considering, I don't really have any friends... or a coach... At school they anounced the talent show coming soon. I'm going to do an interprative dance with a kid from the pre-school. We totally picked out a popular song. "Groovy hits that we didn't just pull out of the 70's." In my opinion we have an easy win there.