Dodgeball

Today we played dodgeball in gym class. At first it was like any other game but then then Coach Bradley decided to go on a date with his girl friend. That was when three senior citezens came out from behind the bleachers! They picked up some dodgeballs and started playing. It was hard since I the old people kept on throwing other kids at me... Um... that's actually all that happened today... except I still have most of a post to do... Um... I guess I'd like to remind you all about the enviromental issues the world is going through right now and... bye...

Senior Citizen Appreciation Day... Again?

Apparently the seniors bus broke down and they had to stay at the school over night. So the teachers decided to just take the day off while the seniors did the classes. In my first class the guy talked to us about how he remembered history...

Abe Linkoln... what a man. Oh I remember when we started colonizing this here country. Har har har har, back when I was 70. The fun me and Benny Franklin used to have... Playing with those kites... and plastic explosives... Those were the days...

Yeah, then when I was supposed to be having math, some guy talked about speaking Spanish. Eventually when somebody informed him that we were in math class he just said, "well duhhhhhhhh!" Then he kept on saying that, "duhhhhhhhhh duhhhhhhhhhhhhhh duhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
That was one of the best classes of my life. Hopefully they will find a way to get the seniors home. Until then, see ya!

Senior Citizen Appreciation Day

Today was Senior Citizen Appreciation Day at school. They had some old people come in and give us speeches. Then they matched us up with a senior and let us socialize for about an hour. The guy I got paired up with was pretty cool... except he kept on telling this story over and over again with slightly different details. I'll go ahead and write down my favorite version. Here it is,

So there I was, on top of Mount Saint Helens, Battling the army of zombie warlords. The lava was everywhere. I pulled out the ol' electric guitar and started jamming. Me and Jimmy Hendrix were all over the place. That was when George Washington showed up. He pulled out his guitar and we destroyed the enemy army with our sweet riffs! That was how I got this scar on my nose! When I get mad it sorta looks like...

We don't need to go any further... Anyway, I didn't really want to tell the guy that the teachers had told me that he was really a crazy old man so I didn't. After school it was fun. Some kids grandpa was telling all of his embarassing storys in the audotorium. Ha ha, after that I'll be suprised if he comes back to school!